Monthly Archives: October 2015

Lying to educators #3

Today’s note to school: “Fast Ball” Hoofnagle is coming out of retirement to pitch one last game this season. In an unexpected twist, the pitcher has rejected both limousine service and the private lounge with snacks generally reserved for celebrities … Continue reading

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Lying to educators #2

Today’s exercise in hyperbole: Ginger will be walking home today because she has super-hero training in the afternoon. Now that softball is over, she’s all over learning to beat up bad guys. We still don’t have a set schedule for … Continue reading

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Lying to educators #1

I’ve written one boring email too many to the school lately. Today’s missive: Subject line: An epic journey home…. …is in Ginger’s future for this afternoon. Alone, armed with only her backpack and her two good feet, Ginger must battle … Continue reading

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