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Lying to educators #7

CinderGinger: CinderGinger is made to work every night at home by her evil mother and older sister. Daily she drudges, scrubbing toilets and doing the laundry, making bonbons we sit on the couch and eat with our pinkies in the … Continue reading

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Lying to educators #6

As a part of super hero practice, Ginger is providing security for well know rock star Natalie “Red” Williams after school today. She’ll be escorting her to our house on foot and patrolling the grounds until she can be safely … Continue reading

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Lying to educators #5

If you give a kid some candy, she’ll probably want to put some in her lunch box and if you let her put some in her lunchbox, she’ll probably eat it all instead of her sensible lunch when she gets … Continue reading

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Lying to educators #4

Ginger was a simple girl, who never had quite enough to eat until one day she traded her empty lunchbox for a bag of magic beans. Planting the beans led her to climb to a magical world where bags of … Continue reading

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Lying to educators #3

Today’s note to school: “Fast Ball” Hoofnagle is coming out of retirement to pitch one last game this season. In an unexpected twist, the pitcher has rejected both limousine service and the private lounge with snacks generally reserved for celebrities … Continue reading

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Lying to educators #2

Today’s exercise in hyperbole: Ginger will be walking home today because she has super-hero training in the afternoon. Now that softball is over, she’s all over learning to beat up bad guys. We still don’t have a set schedule for … Continue reading

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Lying to educators #1

I’ve written one boring email too many to the school lately. Today’s missive: Subject line: An epic journey home…. …is in Ginger’s future for this afternoon. Alone, armed with only her backpack and her two good feet, Ginger must battle … Continue reading

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Lies we tell children

My 9 year old has had her favorite bear since she was 3 when she picked him out of a line up of no-two-alike stuffed toys at a good toy store. He has no name beyond “Beary” and he’s really … Continue reading

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Parenthood Part 4: The fine art of self sabotage

I got AIM from a friend after my last round of posts, someone who doesn’t know if she wants kids or not. She liked the series and I wanted to write one for her. It started to be a post … Continue reading

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Parenthood Part 3: How can I ever be ready? Surviving the first days.

So I’ve established that I think parenting’s worst aspects are all logistical and that the medical establishment and our own desires for immediate control of our bodies work together to contribute to our putting way more emphasis on being pregnant … Continue reading

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