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April 17, 2002 12:00 AM
Survey
I don't typically do surveys, but this one seemed more meaningful than others.

Seven things that scare me:

  • personal failures when people depend on me
  • the idea that Reed could get run over by a bus
  • financial ruin late in life
  • spiders
  • having a birth defective child
  • debilitating ill health that doesn't kill me
  • excessive amounts of physical pain
  • Seven things that make me laugh:

  • Theo
  • Reed
  • Irony Central
  • Black Adder
  • Terry Pratchett novels
  • B Movies
  • uh -- that's not 7??
  • Seven things I love:

  • Reed
  • Theo and Senior Grande
  • Civ 2
  • Gardening
  • Cameras
  • Bicycles
  • Spain and Thailand (ok, so that's 10)
  • Seven things I hate:

  • lima beans
  • brussel sprouts
  • fingernails on a chalkboard
  • the novels of mercedes lackey
  • people who write Darkover fan fiction
  • sitcoms that spend 10 minutes setting someone up to look dumb
  • shopping for clothes
  • Seven things I don't understand:

  • the humor in making anyone look stupid
  • the people who made mercedes lackey a bestseller
  • calculus
  • why i don't have Reed's fabulous navigational sense
  • what dyslexia feels like
  • what my dad used to do for a living
  • why i'm not independently wealthy
  • Seven things in my computer area:

  • An intel inside doll
  • Burts Beeswax
  • Playmobile wolves and a moose
  • A guerilla theater mug
  • A ripe banana
  • A pair of good headphones
  • A stack of CDs
  • Right now I am:

  • Trying to decide what to do about some new code I'm about to start
  • Considering going home early for no good reason
  • Feeling like I haven't gotten anything done today
  • Unwilling to contemplate anything as horrifying as a maternity bra
  • Horrified at the DC housing market my poor friends are shopping in
  • Just sure I'd think of better things to do with my free time if I had more of it
  • Wondering if my parasite's flailing was actually the snoopy happy dance it looked like in the sonagram yesterday
  • Seven facts about me:

  • I am terrible about getting regular haircuts
  • I am easily entertained.
  • I vote democrat, but refuse to belong to the party
  • I am having a baby and I believe in abortion. Thank you.
  • Once at my aunt's house, in front of my aged grandmother, a very religiousi and intolerant woman corned me demanding to know whether I had accepted Jesus as my savior and if I weren't afraid for my immortal soul because I'm living in sin with my then-fiance. After she left (without my having been rude to her --and you KNOW what that cost me), my grandmother made me feel incredibly accepted, loved and respected for my politeness. I have never been more proud of myself.
  • I don't hate people who believe in things. I hate people who believe it's their job to make you conform to their beliefs.
  • I am probably a moral relativist. I think.
  • Seven things I plan to do before I die:

  • Hike the appalachian trail (immediately upon retirement)
  • Participate in the civic life of my town
  • See a garden I planted grow for at least 20 years
  • Learn to work on old cars
  • Go back to school forever and maybe never get another degree
  • Write a little for money. I will not say a novel.
  • Feel like I belong in one place in the universe utterly and irrevocably
  • Seven things I can do:

  • Make a garden
  • Throw a good party
  • Bike 100 miles in a day
  • Write
  • Cook
  • Read a novel in one sitting
  • Procreate (aparently)
  • Seven things I can't do:

  • Race mountain bikes
  • Run a marathon
  • DJ
  • Finish drywall professionally
  • My finger nails
  • Sustain interest in other people's life melodrama
  • Draw
  • Seven favorite movies:

  • The Usual Suspects
  • Bladerunner
  • The Great Escape
  • Contact
  • Gentlemen Prefer Blonds
  • The Godfather
  • A Room with a View
  • Seven favorite books:

  • Lord of Light -- Roger Zelazney
  • The Disposessed -- Ursula LeGuine
  • Grass -- Sheri Tepper
  • The Dark is Rising -- Susan Cooper
  • The Wonder Clock -- Howard Pyle
  • The Custom of the Country -- Edith Wharton
  • In Harmonium -- Wallace Stevens
  • Seven favorite music artists/groups: -- I don't really have musical loves that are thorough and deep loves of an artists whole career. I just like individual CDs a ton.

  • U2 -- the Joshua Tree
  • Paul Simon -- Graceland
  • Die Warzau -- Engine
  • Buena Vista Social Club -- Eponymous
  • random bits of old metal and hip hop
  • KMFDM
  • David Bowie
  • Posted by karen at April 17, 2002 12:00 AM